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the-perks-of-being-a-killjoy:

When I was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’

(via nepeta-ismyspiritanimal)

• ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you.
• ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you.
• * = just delete your tumblr already.
• æ = Post a picture of yourself.
• $ = You’re awesome.
• # = I love your blog.
• @ = You’re beautiful.
• + = i hate you.
• % = You’re ugly.
• <3 = I want to fuck you.
• & = I wish we were close.
• ~ = I wish we were friends in real life.
• ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through.
• ! = You inspire me.

(via brawlingharbor8)

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

(via darlingsagainstdouchebags)

O MY FUCKING GOD THEY’RE FUCKING EATING ASUKA WHAT THE FUCK

askboxmemes:

1. A baby
2. A second chance
3. Sex
4. Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
10. An apology
11. A hug
12. Be my bitch
13. Be my sex buddy
14. Simply to be mine
15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

(via mitula-caprope)

egberts:

u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast

(via eruditetyro)